So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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