I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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