we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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