: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
