our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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