Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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