I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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