Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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