I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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