She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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