I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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