do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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