Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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