Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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