She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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