"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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