its not stalking. its research.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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