have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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