Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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