i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Randomize
