Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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