she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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