Buhtt sex?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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