well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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