I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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