ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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