so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
All the doctor said was why
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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