we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
