i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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