Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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