one might say we're banned from that church
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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