so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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