Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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