I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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