I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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