She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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