it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The air was thick with penises
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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