we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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