There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize