Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
