after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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