you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
id be glad to
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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