would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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