My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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