So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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