best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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