Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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