even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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