Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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