he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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