So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
wanna go halves on a baby?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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