Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
farters have to be the big spoon...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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