But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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