I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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