love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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