she looked like the bat from fern gully.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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