Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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