Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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